Saturday, May 17, 2008
2008 Bonita Flats Bowling Stats and Notes (2007-2008 Season)
As most of our friends know we had to replace a couple of players from the previous season
due to lack of attendence and/or finances on their part. We were lucky enough to get Nick
and Beth to join the team as regulars. We also added some backup players that proved to be
reliable...special thanks to Chris which was the glue to having a full roster.
Season Stats
Player Average Weeks High Game High Series
Beth 146 25 189 515
Nick 148 29 246 595
Gary 144 25 236 493
Bryan 144 31 230 583
Chris 124 10 186 442
Christa 119 2 156 362
Jessie N/A N/A N/A N/A
Bo IR (Injured Reserve)
Team notes:
* The team tends to bowl better after several drinks and for some reason the jello shots are
like Red Bowl for bowling
* The entire team typically sucks in the 10th frame when the game is close...occasionally we
get lucky but even a blind squirel occasionally finds a nut
* League bowl starts at 6:30 but our team usually started at 6:40 so Beth and Utah could get
finish pregame drinks at Bonitas.
* Oddly the team also bowled very well after going to Frye's house for bowl on the WII....I
guess technique does matter. :)
* The best fans this season were Kathy and Brian (Beth's man)...and Bo but he's on the team
but is still rehabbing for 2008-2009.
* Bonita Flats finished 14th out of 16 teams...up two spots from last place the previous year.
Individual Notes
Beth wins the award for "Most Consistent" bowler game to game (I think she manages to
pace herself the best while drinking).
Nick wins the award for "Highest Average"....that's going to change next year. :) Nick also
won the most money out of the pot for Poker this season.
Gary...no award or self promotion here (that stopped when we replaced the punks from last
year)
Bryan - win the award for the "Most Improved Shot." He went from throwing a 95 MPH fade to
a really nice looking hook shot which helped him catch Gary in average...fag!
Chris - wins the award for "Most Clutch Shots Made per Opportunity". Chris always seemed
to get the big shot when the team needed it or at least when he did for the poker $$$.
Christa - TBD...she will get an award next season after the manager has more time to
evaluate her bowling strengths however she has great potential (based on the WII
evaluation).
Jessie - she managed to get a free bowling shirt and avoid showing up the entire
year...remind me to kick her when I see her. :)
Bo - he was too injured to bowl for the 2nd consecutive season. Let's all stop and pray he
can have an injury free summer..."dear god....."
That's it for this year....it was a great time. Thank you to everyone that played (and paid).
Thank you to everyone including Guido (once) that came out during the year to support us
and participate in the drinking. Thank you to Bonitas for the shirts. Thank you, thank you...it
was fun!
Regards Fuckers,
-Utah